Over the last two years or so I have seem to have become obsessed with zombies. I’m not really sure why either. I mean, WHY would someone in her right mind like something that wants to eat another human being?? But for whatever reason zombie stories appeal to me. Maybe it’s because I wonder how I would survive a zombie apocalypse. I wonder if I would have the survival skills necessary to live in a world where nothing is the way I once knew it. Would I stay where I am and just try to survive here? Would I try to find others and band together? I don’t know. I do know that on March 3, 2012 I will get to become a zombie in the Run for Your Life race!
But in case of a real zombie apocalypse here are some rules that I think are pretty good to follow to help you survive:
Cardio
Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear seatbelts
Travel light
Don’t be a hero (this rule can be broken)
Limber up
When it doubt, know your way out
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
(Yes I ripped this off from the movie Zombieland)
In Sunday School we were discussing the Miracles that Jesus performed. One in particular was when he brought a boy back to life. Here is a link to the story.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.antiochian.org/system/files/07+Oct+7.pdf
The question was asked "If you had been there, how do you think you would have reacted?" I answered this question. "I'd grab a stick and beat him back to death before he started eating people." My Sunday School class has come to expect these things from me by now so they just said "As usual Woody, this is Resurrection, not a Zombie apocalypse." I don't know if I'm convinced.
Some people thought early Christians were cannibals and vampires. So zombies, while a relatively new idea in monsters, isn't too far off! I think I would have been freaked out too. I mean, this was a very rare event! lol
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